Calista

Pretty please update your book 'Fake Friends'.
          I really like it...scratch that, I love it!
          I'm willing to help if you do need any help
          

@VALLEYJEWEL #sotrue awwww that literally made my day! Btw im not lesbo or anything.... cough im a loser cough and I have no idea why I just put a random mushroom there RANDOM MUSHROOM IS PEACED OUT!!!

Xoxoxoxox
               Me......
          (that was me giving you a bunch of hugs and kisses for being so awesome and then walking away awkwardly realizing that I went overboard)

:-D  I love your description.

@Dinocorn_Mustache Well my BAE is playin and acts like he don't know me....but pshhhhhh now he in my basement .......lol I didn't tie him up and trap hi. Therb(avoids eye contact )

@Dinocorn_Mustache Yay my mental buddies ! Watch out world ...the mental buddies are co,inh your wayyyyyyy. Fine I will climb up the mountain....but I am the creator of dinocorns ....so I would be stealing MY egg! Mwahahahahah (coughs ) hahahahaha (chokes and dies!)

@Black_Veil_Bride_3 (Gives sloppy wet loss to your cheek .)  missed you too....now let's go mess with the dinocorn mustache .....(grins evenly !)

I totally got a bae (im clearly lying) do you got a bae? Where daaay at dooe??

@JazzyBoox1001 if you want to be my friend.. (Scoots back from your glare) you have to go on top of unicorn mountain and kill a dinosaur, then u need to steal its egg (of course after you get mental help) and buy me a fake mustache (wink wink) but you also need to get me something from Starbucks (yassssss) or mAybe you can just ignore all of the above and get me Starbucks  #yasss #storyofmylife #whereisthestarbucks #givememore #keytohappiness) 
          I need mental help too so.... WE CAN BE MENTAL BUDDIES!!!! Watch out biatches, the mental buddies are coming for you!! (Wink wink) 

@JazzyBoox1001 Well that's if you got this one