Low-key English dude who tries to have a French accent.

"Breathe. It's 2 AM and you're still awake sobbing about the girl who may not be yours anymore. Breathe. It's 8 AM on a Monday and you have to go through another week, barely surviving. Breathe. It's 1 PM and you feel like breaking down in class.
Breathe. Just breathe. Life won't always be like this. For now, all you can just do is breathe."

Well, I'm not a nerd but I'm quite a science whiz. Haha, no, don't message me asking the chemical formula for love. If you're that desperate though:

CH811NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2

Be careful, overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia and insanity. Please let that sink in.