>>These two boys are my favourite human characters, so this happened.<<

John waved excitedly as people approached, wearing his God Tier. "Hey guys! I'm--"

A figure slide in front of him, smirk curling on the person's lips. "Name's Strider. Dirk Strider. How's it going?"

"Dirk! You ruined my cool intro!" The Heir of Breath huffed.

"As if Johnny boy, your intro was anything but cool." Dirk rolled his eyes behind his anime shades.

"You don't know that! Anyway, I'm John Egbert, the Pranking King and--"

"See? Uncool." The Prince of Heart sighed before taking over. "And welcome to our wicked house."

John frowned slightly and stood next to Dirk, nodding. "Yeah, welcome!"