Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jumped over a candle stick.
But ya see, Jack isn't very nimble. Jack just ain't that quick.
Now he's in the hospital, with a burnt fuckin dick.
Roses are red 🌹
Illuminati has triangles 🔺
The government has fallen 🙃
And is being run by reptiles 🦎
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