Hiyo everyone!

Well,  I'm a derpy duck, derpio dukas, a rare species of species of duck prone to bouts of insanity, ditziness, an inability to fly straight and following orders correctly. The tips of my wings function the same way that the human's "fingers" work.

Why are you even reading this? It's not like I post things on my message board or write stories. What are you even doing here?

Anyways, QUACK QUACK MOTHER FVCKER