Standard human trash with cool hair.

I'm supposed to be writing here as an outlet for trauma, but I'm too embarrassed to publish anything so I'm just lurking like a gremlin through other people's work. Sorry Dr. Linda! 

I love purple, squirrels, Harry Potter, 50's fashion, punk rock, sass, and a damn good cup of tea.

Fluent in swearing, pig latin, and word salad.