HELLO INTERNET.
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Just kidding.

I like a lot of things.

I like lookin' hot, buying stuff they cannot.

Beware, if you read on, it may leave you mangled and winding away.

BECAUSE WE ARE NOT CALLING IT MAGICAL DEATH SPIT.

Don't be afraid, I feel it too.

NOTICE:
Don't blink.
Blink and you're dead.
They are fast, faster than you can believe.
Don't turn your back, don't look away and don't blink.
Good luck.


BOOHOO. I'M SO SORRY YOUR FEELINGS ARE HURT, PRINCESS.

Buh-bye!