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Festa on global today, us global peasants are getting a glimpse of true gambling 

Anywho, since no one got it right, I'll reveal these two characters from the hints I placed out days ago
          
          1st character:
          I am a mare irl
          I am before the 2010 era
          I am born around the 2000's
          I have only 1 G1
          
          Answer: Fusaichi Pandora
          
          2nd character:
          I am a descendant of Secretariat
          I raced in the Golden Generation Era
          I have won 2/3 of my respective classics
          
          Answer: Phalaenopsis
          
          
          Also, there will be no chapter again on Saturday, I'll be going to attend Vanguard World Grand Prix

It would be a shame if I just pulled a Future Gohan angst in one of my books 
          
          Oh the horror
          
          Oh the tears
          
          Like… I wouldn’t do that EVER
          

Just scroll tiktok and Saw Alot of western people saying all Kamen rider theme is bug and i was like mf have you not seen other Kamen rider like gaim,Drive,ghost,ex aid, build,zio,gavv, zeztz

Never say Umamusume fans are insane when old keiba fans exits
          
          Don't believe me, translate "You've worked up quite a sweat, Cesario." The poem

On today’s fun facts with Brock! I don’t like having to go to the gym in jeans.

Watching Myth, it's nice seeing Kei be a kamen rider

I beseech ye all, forgive me — for I bring tidings that, unto ye, are as naught. They are as dust upon a long and weary road. They are as a grey cloud that shall never drift your way — swift and unseen as the beat of a hummingbird's wing. I shall meet my dear friend once more, after a long while apart. We converse but seldom, yet she is the kindest soul among all my friends and acquaintances. And lo — as if to prove my words that these tidings mean nothing to ye — she, the only one among all with whom I hold discourse, hath made me a gift. Alas, she came too late for my celebration — yet the very fact that she kept it so long means much to me. And 'tis a fine gift indeed: a figurine of Frieren — small and most lovely.
          
          And once more, my deepest apologies and a low bow unto ye. I did so wish to share this news, and this splendid mood of mine — for a smile hath not left my lips.

Shi...my mum must be pour a lot chili spicy like literally chili red on rice damn I didn't know is that spicy....hehehe good thing I feel hungry honey! These what spicy food is best bout it even though I know I will has most pain to the toilet after finish this spicy chili rice

So apparently, Cygames wanna expand the uma universe and finally make american umas playable
          
          Some say Secretariat, Sea Biscuit, and American Pharaoh will be part of this project
          
          Where tf is the rest. Where’s Sham, where’s Sunday Silence, where’s Halo, where’s Man O’War, where’s Justify, where’s the fucking rest 
          
          Idgaf if you wanna play Umerican Umas, shit country until the others appear
          
          Now notice how all of this is fake :)