I don't like myself. May sound edgy but trust me, you probably don't like yourself either. Think of me as the friend you know has something wrong going on in his head. If you don't have that friends, you're either that friends or a friendless mongrel. Now onto likes
Likes
-sleeping
-video games
-The fact that our society thinks that cute girls might be a guy
-The fact that said guy would still probably fuck that cute girl even if it was actually a guy
-dogs
-eating
-living
-Confusing people to the point where they just give up on trying to figure you out

Dislikes
-living
-thots
-did I mention living?