@HayleyBlaiz Don't worry about it; you don't come off as strange at all. And of course, I can take a look at your book.
I do have a bit of a waiting list, as of right now, for critiques, but I'll definitely get to it unless something drastic should happen.
And hey, I understand the need to find honest critiquers and opinions. I know that I'm always mortified about my own writings, and how they're perceived. Don't feel shy for asking for some extra help.