Doctor_Kaiser

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I’m slowly catching the Old Draco King up with the DxD book before I finish the latter. In more recent news: Dark Eater Midir can suck my ass.
          	
          	He’s weak to pestilent mist, how and why?? He moves like he’s on fentanyl! There’s no damn way he’s going to stay still long enough for a cast of Pestilent Mist to take effect!
          	
          	Side note: Judicator Boss was surprisingly easy, Dragonslayer Greataxe goes “slam”.
          	
          	Special note: FUCK YOU SISTER FREIDE! I BEAT YOU AFTER SO MANY DAMN TRIES!

Doctor_Kaiser

@RoonEnjoyer oh… oh I locked myself from that summon… 
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Doctor_Kaiser

@RoonEnjoyer wait wait wait, there’s an NPC summon for that jackass?? I- what?? I wholeheartedly wish I knew this a long time ago, been throwing my head at the damn dragon for weeks now
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RoonEnjoyer

@Doctor_Kaiser kaiser there's a reason why there's a npc summon before midir you use them as a distraction to keep him from moving too far away and also you use the weed spell on the right leg as it's usually stuck in the mist longer than most other points
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Doctor_Kaiser

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I’m slowly catching the Old Draco King up with the DxD book before I finish the latter. In more recent news: Dark Eater Midir can suck my ass.
          
          He’s weak to pestilent mist, how and why?? He moves like he’s on fentanyl! There’s no damn way he’s going to stay still long enough for a cast of Pestilent Mist to take effect!
          
          Side note: Judicator Boss was surprisingly easy, Dragonslayer Greataxe goes “slam”.
          
          Special note: FUCK YOU SISTER FREIDE! I BEAT YOU AFTER SO MANY DAMN TRIES!

Doctor_Kaiser

@RoonEnjoyer oh… oh I locked myself from that summon… 
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Doctor_Kaiser

@RoonEnjoyer wait wait wait, there’s an NPC summon for that jackass?? I- what?? I wholeheartedly wish I knew this a long time ago, been throwing my head at the damn dragon for weeks now
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RoonEnjoyer

@Doctor_Kaiser kaiser there's a reason why there's a npc summon before midir you use them as a distraction to keep him from moving too far away and also you use the weed spell on the right leg as it's usually stuck in the mist longer than most other points
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Doctor_Kaiser

I do sincerely apologize for the lateness of everything. Next couple months are gonna hurt me a lot due to remembering family.
          
          I hope everyone had a good new year and their Christmas celebration went off without a hitch!
          
          Always remember folks: sky’s not the limit, It’s a tripping hazard so be careful.

Doctor_Kaiser

@Patriotic_romanian your message was loud and clear, Patriotic. And well appreciated 
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Patriotic_romanian

@Doctor_Kaiser i may not know what happened and i dont wish to dig deeper in your personal life due to privacy , but If you struggle with something, and feel the need to apologize remember, theres nothing to apologize for your a good person at heart and should focus on being happy, us readers  should feel sorry for how you feel, hope you keep your chin up and are pushing through , remember feelings don't control you, you control them, and you sound more then mature to do so to have them free without controlling you (hope i got my point across, If not my deepest apologies, as English isn't my first language i can struggle expressing my points like this) 
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Doctor_Kaiser

The final penultimate chapter of the DxD book is coming now. I have acquired official art, much love to @karito_karma for it, And now the chapter is steady under way.
          
          What will happen when Loki fights someone with the body of a mortal but the soul of a god? 
          
          Who’s going to notice there’s something amiss with Kaiser? Will they notice in time?
          
          Whose blood will be shed in this time of battle?

Doctor_Kaiser

TEASER:
          
          “Are you.. sure you’re a pilot?”
          
          “Not really, one of your big ass robots picked me up planet side so here I am!”
          
          “Coming from Barker… I would half expect this to be a lie… but you could prove useful.”
          
          “How so?”
          
          “We could use the firepower. Welcome to the 6-4.”

Doctor_Kaiser

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Word of wise: don’t fucking buy Ark Ascended. Half of the crap I’m experiencing is being experienced on PS5 and PC and wildcard refuses to listen to bug reports. Don’t spend the $60 and don’t fucking spend the $30 on the dlc shit.
          
          Ain’t worth it, this craps somehow buggier than Survival Evolved 

RoonEnjoyer

@Doctor_Kaiser well wish me luck then veteran boss
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Doctor_Kaiser

@RoonEnjoyer sadly… I have 100%ed (minus the nuke scene) MGSV
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RoonEnjoyer

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@Doctor_Kaiser I stopped playing because I don't play consistently enough to consider a multiplayer server due to their server wipes which are usually weekly and single player bores me easily
            
            I'm still miffed that some of the very good mods for it are paywalled though and they ain't cheap for me with the good ones being like 17 to 20 bucks
            
            Also you ever play metal gear solid V: the phantom pain? I'm just asking because whenever my fucking playstation store vouchers appear I'm buying it alongside soul hackers 2 deluxe edition and monster hunter rise + sunbreak deluxe edition bundle
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Doctor_Kaiser

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I’m going to curl into a ball and die… demon prince? First tried. Judicator giant? Easy. Hell those stupid turtle assholes? Smashed into paste. 
          
          but a fucking fatty? One of those giant assholes?? HE STUN LOCKED ME.
          
          I lost 700k souls… I’m going to cry… I hate the ringed city… I love it but hate it…

Doctor_Kaiser

@RoonEnjoyer yea I know… I SL1 him… but now I’m on NG++ so waay harder 
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RoonEnjoyer

@Doctor_Kaiser don't worry my friend you'll absolutely hate Gael who's basically a combination of multiple DS1 bosses and sekiro bosses
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WilliamCotton9

@Doctor_Kaiser same. The only other enemy that I had trouble with was the dragon slayer armor in the abyss swamp. 
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Doctor_Kaiser

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Still chipping away at the final chapter of the DxD book. Though something is going to happen, one action(s) that will shape all stories going forward. 
          
          In differing news: Fuck you Sister Friede and your fucking invisible scythe bullshit. I DODGED YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE- yea it’s going well. Nameless can still suck a fat one though.

Doctor_Kaiser

@RoonEnjoyer yea I went NG++ cause my dlc bugged out. Sooo I’ve been cracking both my own and the bosses skulls. Finally killed Nameless! Did a funny and killed hin with his own armor and weapons 
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RoonEnjoyer

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@Doctor_Kaiser ah friede she's annoying and believe me she gets worse on Ng+ also her transposed weapons is really good as it's a base physical/magic split with inherit frostbite so it's really good for a scythe that actually does good damage and its weapon art allows you to do a fairly mobile dance type attack or a short AOE frost wave that inflicts a lot of frostbite and only deals magic damage
            
            Yeah I accidentally Ng+ myself because I forgor to install the dlcs so I ended up doing them at twice the difficulty
            
            Also Gael can go suck a dick absolute bullshit like WHY THE FUCK CAN YOU ONE SHOT ME IN HAVELS ARMOUR AT 50 VIGOUR
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Doctor_Kaiser

Bought Elden Ring, somehow fought 4 bosses at level 6 cause I didn’t know Melina came when you RESTED at Grace sights. Wondered why the bosses were hard.
          
          Figured it was normal, defaulted back to my DS days and killed em after a couple tries. Rested at a Grace a few times. “Oh shit” moment realizing the like 60k runes I had could be used. 
          
          Unga Bunga time.

RoonEnjoyer

@Perseus_the_big_gay I haven't even played DS1 and sens is one of the reasons why 
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RoonEnjoyer

@Doctor_Kaiser I almost did SL1 because I missed the firekeeper the first time in DS3
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Perseus_the_big_gay

@Doctor_Kaiser we do not speak of That accursed place
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Doctor_Kaiser

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Dark souls being dark souls has kicked my ass enough times. So fuck the Nameless King, ya asshole spear using DICK!
          
          Other than that my breaks… going decently enough. 
          
          Sometimes I wish to be rid of this life, the pain, the heartache. But then I think… if I hadn’t gone through what I did, who’s to say I’d be the same man I am now?
          
          Do remember, those who read this,  in the wise words of Agent Carolina: “The past doesn't define who you are, it just gives you the starting point of who you're going to be.”

RoonEnjoyer

@Doctor_Kaiser it's a pretty decent weapon but requires Investment which I never bothered with because I was above it's one handing stat requirement due to focusing on ironically enough a int/faith build which ended up as a strength/dex/faith build due to getting the twin black knight greatsword and realizing it's power
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Doctor_Kaiser

@RoonEnjoyer me and a friend of mine managed to repost him at the exact same time. Cool as hell looking, but I yea his spear is in my collection of “bosses I wish to spite” 
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RoonEnjoyer

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@Doctor_Kaiser ah the Nameless king I still remember when I beat his ass it only took all my fucking embers (17 embers) and now his weapons is one of three weapons I'm consistently using (Friedes scythe, twin black knight greatsword, nameless kings swordspear)
            
            Also did you know his weapon is actually pretty good as it's got a unique moveset and it's got a ranged art (you can tell I haven't played in a while)
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