"At the crossroads don't turn left."

"Isn't it ironic? how a king falls to a lord?"

TEᑎ TᕼIᑎGᔕ I KᑎOᗯ ᗩᗷOᑌT YOᑌ
1. You don't realize that there are more than ten things
2. You just checked to see if that's true
3. You are reading this
4. You are either a human, elf, demigod, an avian, mammal, type of fluid, or wizard/witch
5. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
7. You just attempted to do it
8. You are laughing at yourself
9. You skipped number 6
10. You just checked to see if there was a number 6
11. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
12. You are now going to put onto your profile to see who else falls for it as well
13. you turned left at the crossroads.