Autistic Airhead™

GUYS I'M FUCKING CRYING, I'M CURRENTLY UPSTAIRS AND MY MOM AND MY STEPDAD ARE CURRENTLY HAVING SEX RIGHT BELOW ME AND I CAN HEAR MY STEPDAD GROANING AND MY MOM MOANING VERY LOUDLY AND I CAN HEAR THE COUCH CREAKING  AND OMG FUCKING SAVE MEEEEE--- 

【ＨＥＬＬＯ　ＨＵＭＡＮ　ＢＲＥＴＨＲＥＮ　/╲/╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/╱
          
          
          Ｈｏｗ ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｄｏｉｎｇ ｔｈｉｓ ｆｉｎｅ ｅｖｅｎｉｎｇ？？
          
          
          
          Ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏｉｎｇ　ｗｅｌｌ？　逸汚ブ岡
          
          
          ₕₐᵥₑ yₒᵤ dᵣₐₙₖ yₒᵤᵣ wₐₜₑᵣ?
          
          
          Ⱥɾҽ վօմ ցҽէէìղց ҽղօմցհ ɾҽʂէ?
          
          
          
          
          ł₣ ₦Ø₮, ₴₳Ɏ ₲ØØĐ฿ɎɆ ₮Ø ɎØɄⱤ ₱ɆɆ-₱ɆɆ- (   ʘ‿ʘ)っ✂╰⋃╯
          
          
          (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ If you don't have a pee-pee, you're safe; periods are bad enough ♥

I lost my motivation to update my book so now I'm gonna read Bakudeku fanfiction because that's all I'm good for-- ಥ‿ಥ

*•:+°•×~＼(^ω^＼)Heelllooo my beautiful hoomans!(/^▽^)/°•+:*•.~
          
          I'm gonna inform you guys beforehand that I'm gonna update my randomness book (I type SUUUPPEEERR slowly so that's why I'm doing this-) after I eat dinner which is either gonna take like five minutes or an hour depending on how much I get distracted and how hungry I am currently- ಠ_ಥ
          
          
          See you soon!!! (o≧∇≦)o~°•*:+•°~♡ 

Since you seemed to misplace this, I’m here to give it back, so um here you go- 

Thanks for the follow!

Hey Ya'll, I'm SUPER DUPER sorry that I've not been updating, my randomness book AT ALL this year. T^T (I *have* been active reading stories though!! ) But I promise you that I will try to spam-update the book in a few minutes with my usual bullcrap- ^w^
          
          Bye for now humans!! >:3

I'm really bored, so here's a random shitpost :p
          
          
          Other people's shower thoughts: All kinds of philosophical and intrusive-thought-at-3-am energy kind of bullcrap
          
          Mine: Where the fudge is the shampoo--

I'm gonna see if I can find any fellow hamiltrash, just give me one second..
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
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          WHAT TIME IS IT?!!!!

I just realized how much of a yandere I am..
          
          
          1. I'm overprotective of my loved ones to the point of almost attacking someone who was mean, rude, or hurt my loved ones in any way.
          
          2. I tend to watch the people I care about sleep (ex. my family, my crushes, my friends, etc.)
          
          3. I keep pieces of people's hair in safe places to make sure it doesn't get thrown away (I have a piece of my trans brother's hair in my old sunglasses case currently)
          
          4. When upset I can laugh super crazily and it actually helps me calm down, kinda like the lower sanity laughter mechanic in Yandere Simulator
          
          And I might have more, so watch out while you can :^)