MONSTER ENERGY

i notice ur name is monster energy, im highly offended because i have a monster hangover. so please take into consideration that monster hangovers exist, i did not know of this until it hit my monster dumptruck ass. i now have diarriah and gonnera and herpes and i woke up with dog shit in my mouth and now have esbestos. please dont drink two monsters at once because u will get pregnant and you will die