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I'm jealous of Kaitlan Collins' hair. It's so beautiful. 

Omg I just now noticed that ur pfp is Veronica from Heather's.. HOLY PEAK BRAH 

Chapter 8 of Fatal Affairs is posted!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/406068741

Since I talk about my family here a looooot, I might as well share some of the people/characters some of them remind me of (to help you guys envision it when I post the comments out of context lol) based on looks, mannerisms, and most importantly ~~VIBES~~
          
          Aunt 1= The fairy godmother from Disney's Cinderella
          Aunt 2= Short haired Alison Janey 
          Aunt  3= Ms. Frizzle
          Aunt 4= Jennifer Coolidge
          Aunt 5 = Tanya from Mamma Mia
          Aunt 6= Rose from Mamma Mia
          Aunt 7 = Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia (yeah we got the whole dynamos)
          Mom = Lilo from Lilo and Stitch
          
          Uncle 1= Black Mario 
          Uncle 2= Gru
          Uncle 3= The dad from Arrested Development
          
          Cousin 1= Leslie Bibb in the white lotus
          Cousin 2= Alex Karev in the later seasons
          Cousin 3= 2000s Matthew Broderick
          Cousin 4=Brown megamind
          Cousin 5= Lauren patten in jagged little pill
          Cousin 6= Camp Rock era Demi Lovato
          Cousin 7= Mavis from Hotel Transylvania 
          Cousin 8= Helena Boham Carter in Ocean's 8
          Cousin 9= Dylan from Dylan is in trouble, but uglier
          Cousin 10= That doctor with glasses from The Pitt
          Cousin 11= Early seasons April Kepner
          Cousin 12= Miguel from Coco

Things my family said out of context this week:
          
          "I didn't know you were coming now, so I didn't have time to trick the dog"
          
          "I saw LeBron James at a toy store last week" 
          
          "I am feeling very repressed by this party"
          
          "I thought this table was a chair, so I sat on it and it broke" 
          
          "Everyone always makes me take the elevator even though I'm claustrophobic. She's afraid of spiders and yet I don't see anyone throwing them at her" 
          
          "I know you want the dress code to be black and white, but be aware that people are stupid and there's a big chance someone will show up in neon orange clothes"
          
          "He's not with her anymore." 
          "Fuck yeah! Thank God" 
          "No, I meant today. They're still dating."
          "Dammit" 
          
          "Shit, she told me to include her for the new years trip." 
          "Fuck."
          "Fuck"
          "Fuck"
          "Fuck"
          "Is there still time to cancel the trip?" 
          
          "Why are people with diabetes always so obsessed with sweets?" 
          "How do you think they got diabetes in the first place?" 
          
          "I don't like sushi. What am I doing at a sushi festival?"
          
          "And instead of presents, I was thinking of each guest bringing a can of formula so we can donate?" 
          "We can't choose our outfits, and now we can't even choose what we're gonna donate? What if I want to donate beans instead?" 
          
          "I don't know why you're so afraid of. A 40-minute plane ride and a 21-hour plane ride are pretty much the same thing"
          
          "You know they're fancy because their pool is triangle shaped"

Mom!! Please give me the link to the Lonely Hearts Club server, my old account got suspended until dec 15 2027, dw I've made a new account

Weird shit my family said out of context:
          
          “Maybe they’re not looking at us because they liked our butts. Maybe they’re traffickers evaluating how much our kidneys are worth.” 
          
          “One scoop of rum ice cream, one scoop of cognac ice cream and one scoop of wine ice cream.” 
          “Jesus, do you need an AA?” 
          
          “I don’t think that watching Wicked with her will make me a lesbian.” 
          
          “I’m not gonna take a pregnancy test in a restaurant bathroom.” 
          
          “Are you sure you’re not autistic?”
          
          “Have cats, they said. It’s much easier than kids. Well, here I am cleaning poop off the rug.” 
          
          “What time are we supposed to show up for dinner?” 
          “Eight p.m. But for her, we’re gonna say 4 p.m cause she’s always late.” 
          
          “What is everyone doing here?” 
          “I almost passed out, did you not see? 
          “No, I was buying macarons.” 
          
          “Oh my god, it’s Santa!”
          “You’re 35.” 
          
          “How many chocolate bars did you buy for them?”
          “5”
          “And how many did you eat?” 
          “...5” 
          
          “This is the last time we’re coming here, right? 6 times is enough.” 
          “No, we’re definitely coming back next year.” 
          *collective groans*
          
          “Don’t cut off his pinky! Don’t cut off his pinky! Damn it, he cut off his pinky.”
          
          “Why do you look darker every time you come out of the shower?”

Since everybody is bullying me about it...Christmas Veronica is back! 

Where’s Christmas hat Veronica?? Hm?? It’s been six days

Hey, so, when is the Christmas pfp coming back..? /j