@Dolly-The-Sheep
Not the woman who lasers my leg telling me that the guy who was seated next to me came to do his crotch and his b hole ☠️
Didn't ask. Didn't need to know.
@Dolly-The-Sheep There is such a thing as TOO MUCH INFORMATION. I mean, really?
Oh my god Kerry Butler is gonna be Ms. Fleming???
My writing process is basically just me going:
"Ok, I'm gonna write now"
*opens Tumblr*
"Ok, I'm gonna write now"
*opens Instagram*
"Ok, I'm gonna write now"
*opens YouTube*
And then when I see it's been two hours and I haven't written anything
Alexa and Lianna from Barbie and The Diamond Castle invented cottagecore lesbians
Sometimes, I think I'm quite smart (I speak 3 languages, I started to read when I was 4 and I got a full scholarship to two different colleges at 18), but there are moments that also makes me think I might be the dumbest person alive.
Like today, when I accidentally brushed my teeth with conditioner, put my cats medicine on my face because I thought it was my face cream, and ruined my oven because I didn't see there was a piece of paper inside of it and it caught on fire, all in less than 24 hours.
@Dolly-The-Sheep I barely know my own language. I say huh to people cause Idk anything they are saying, and they are like "Seriously" when I say huh for the 12 millionth time.
@Ally-Kat14 yeah, Portuguese (duh) English and Spanish. I know a little bit of Italian too but if you threw me in Italy all by myself I would probably die, so I don't count that one.
For Mother's Day, my daughter gave me her most prized possession: her plastic cockroach.
And some other stuff too, but that's the one I'm telling everyone about.
Happy mother's day <3<3<3
Man, I'm so tired of seeing those ugly ass costumes from the west end version of heathers.
I see Veronica's goddamned striped cuffs in my nightmares. Don't even get me started on those fucking bows everywhere.
@General_Skywalker_66 There was. There was a version of Australia when they had the OG costumes but it wasn't very big. (Don't ask how I know this)
@Dolly-The-Sheep There needs to be a production where they use movie inspired costumes. Like Chandler with her grey blazer and Veronica with her black and white blazer.
Weird stuff my family said out of context
"The dad lion was playing with the baby lion while the mom cat watched. Then the dad lion accidentally threw the baby lion on the ceiling fan, and the baby lion died. Then two tears later the mom cat got pregnant again and they had another baby lion, but then the dad was cooking a chicken and he stopped to change the baby lions diaper, but then he accidentaly put the diaper on the chicken and put the baby lion in the oven."
"Not only do I have to cook, but the food also needs to taste good? You're asking for too much"
"I never told your secret to anyone,"
"Except for the five people you told."
"She's not even here, and she still manages to annoy me."
"You have white hairs and lactose intolerance. You're not going to convince anyone that you're under 30."
"Did she spell my name as Anne?"
"It's Anna in gender neutral language."
"He eats everyone's trash, and then he complains that my food is giving him heartburn?"
"Can you get a new credit card? This one isn't my color."
"You should recommend me to your neighbors."
"Do you know how to bake cakes?"
"I'm learning."
"Then learn."
Chapter 12
https://www.wattpad.com/story/380229760