*Read with a British accent*
*If you don't know how to speak that way, you can just ask Siri to do that for you, you bossy bast--*




My my, how in the world did you find me?

I have been here in the depths longer than you ever think.

Depths, I say. I am a fallen angel, dare should I say I'm in hell?

I am a demon, I am evil *Cue evil laugh here*



Now on the more serious side, I am April, hello hello *Shake hands with y/n*

How are you on this fine day? I do hope that you aren't damning me or my stories in your mind, because if you do, I would do much worse to you, your hell-yness.

Why, no, I am not rude, yes I am not ( not rude, that is *wink wink* )



But seriously, though. I post my stories here not to be judged, but to express my imagination - because I cannot bear to have them stuck to my head without anyone else knowing that they exist. If you have any problem with one of stories ( or me ), then you could say that to my kind, loving, caring and warm-hearted father..... with enough experience to guns.
If you are hesitant to deal with my parental figure, then you can talk to one of my three big, bulky brothers.

Naw, I'm just kidding ( or not ). My father is quiet and my brothers are... the exact opposites of what I've mentioned. But, if you DO have something to say, DO NOT hesitate to message me. Do not fret, I don't bite *Smiles innocently*

......Or do I?

By the way, can you please, please please click that 'follow' button? I promise to be kinder :D