SHOUTA IS MY CHILD

gay rights 

its me, mario

ITS SEVEN ELEVEN! EVAN!!!!
          Evan: WHAT?!
          Me: *slaps a seven eleven logo in his forehead* EVAN ELEVEN!!
          Evan: I WILL FLIPPING KILL YOU

I don’t understand why people find me funny... I just speak whatever cursed bs is in my head and post it like it’s nothing...

Ever just gotten so bored, that you wanted to just choke someone? No? Just me?

Egg?