This is an awesome account by the fabulous people:

Gertrude
Eggbert
Hoegie
Badgerina 

Let's us tell you about ourselves...

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Hi, I'm Gertrude. "Hi Gertrude" Nah, this isn't a support group. Anyway, I like super gay fanfiction and my lord and savior, Geesus. I'm aiming to be the female Pete Wentz, but not really gay like him. Cats or get the fuck out. K bye.
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I is the Eggbert. Nuf said, but I will talk more for your ears to hear me butiful voice. I is a butiful Eggbert, the best ever. I like cake. Yeeaap... ok! I am innocent to the world, and my favorite quote is, "Listen to this, because this is the most true thing u will ever hear. I am the least racist person u have ever met."- Donald Trump.
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Aight so it's mah turn I'm Hoegie I'm like obsessed with fandoms and cats.  Mah voice be beauti and I watch interwebs fo living. 
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Hai I'm Badgerina. I like fanfiction and I fucking hate socks unless they are mismatched. Without the internet we would all die. Don't be a peasant,  get on with reading this bio.

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