I've come to make an announcement.
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch as mother fucker.
He pissed on my fucking wife.
That's right. 
He took his hedgehog quilly dick out,
and he pissed on my fucking wife,
and he said his dick was,
"T H I S   B I G"
and I said, "That's disgusting"
So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com
Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick.
It's the size of this walnut, except way smaller.
And guess what, here is what my dong looks like. 
*explosion sound*
That's right baby. 
All point's,
No quills,
No pillows.
Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.
He fucked my wife so guess what, 
I'm gonna fuck the earth.
That's right, this is what you get. My
SUPER
LASER
PISS!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth,
I'm gonna go higher.
I'm pissing on the
MOON!
How do you like that Obama!?
I pissed on the moon! You idiot.
You have 23 hours before the piss
DRRRROOPLLLETS
hit the fucking earth.
Now, get out of my fucking sight.
Before I piss on you too.