@DontHandMeThings
Im 100% sure that by the time the next season of Sherlock comes out, I will BE 100. Bumblebee Cabbagepatch is one of my favorite actors, and I'm getting tired of waiting to see him as my favorite high functioning sociopath again! ♂️
Yall ever look at a test, think you're prepared, look at the first question, and KNOW you're gonna fail? I had a math test a week ago, and I didn't even know what day it was... that class was 54 minutes of algebraic panic.
So I watched Infinity War and Endgame in one absolutely mind degrading and soul crushing 5 hours so I now find myself in bed at four in the morning looking at cool fan art and stories of Natasha Tony and Steve because I am a weak person and cannot deal with their deaths
Does anyone ever wake up really late at night, and you're vision is so messed up that you start seeing things. I nearly had a heart attack last night because I thought the girl from the Ring was in my room to end my life. It was actually just a towel, but the fear was real. ♀️
Does your stomach ever hurt too much for too long, and then you suddenly think you have appendicitis. I once read a very confusing article on appendicitis and I honestly thought I was going to die.
When I was reading the article, i was confusing my left and my right, and i thought my appendix was on the opposite side of my body, so what I thought what was a possible fatal illness was in fact a stomach bug. This was like a year ago, but now whenever my stomach hurts, i automatically prepare for my death.
I told this great joke to my friends, here it is. "How much money does it take to kill Tony Starks family? One buck!" In other news, my friends are no longer speaking to me.
If you're a security guard at a Samsung store, are you a Guardian of the Galaxy? Just a question I would like answered.
