Hello, my little stalkers! As nice as it is for you to stare at my profile for hours on end daydreaming about me, I'd rather you look away before I share my personal information with you. Go on. Look away, child. 

Fine. If you refuse to turn your eyes elsewhere, I guess I'll just have to get on with it. My name is Diana, my Killjoy name is Atomic Devil, some of my friends call me Puppy, and others call me Batides. Whatever you'd like to call me is fine with me. I don't really care. Just don't insult me, my friends, my family, or anyone of importance to me and we won't have a problem.

Okay. That's all you need to know.

See you never!