Dooork

I have tickets to a couple concerts in the US. It sure would be nice to be able to go but imagine getting detained at the border with “The Shrump Chronicles” on your phone

Dooork

Finally actively writing a new chapter because my life is falling apart around me in way more ways than life ever should and nothing gets me writing Shrump like a crisis. If I remember then I should publish the next chapter by the end of February. If this were ao3 then I’d love to lean into the classic thing of writing a ridiculous author’s note about why I’ve been gone so long but there’s nowhere to really put that on wattpad, darn. I know it’s been a long time but I hope my few loyal followers will be able to find some joy in my writing in these dark times.
          
          I’m trying to stay away from US news but my heart goes out to anyone under the tiny thumb of that orange shithead and that other guy I don’t feel like talking about. 
          
          The Ogrelord loves you even if your government doesn’t.

Dooork

A little late for some places but PLEASE VOTE!! DON’T LET THE PUTRID ORANGE WIN JUST TO FUEL MY FANFIC!!!

Dooork

I promise the Shrump Chronicles are still in production and will hopefully be fuelled by favourable election results. Sometimes life happens and keeps you away from writing the best fanfic to ever grace this plane of existence but it will continue eventually, I will not abandon it.
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Dooork

I doubt anyone will see this but I feel I should put this out there. I still think about Shrump. Maybe when I go back to college in the fall I’ll be the right kind of miserable to continue writing it.

Dooork

I’ve got a short chapter ready to post on my birthday. I feel like I should celebrate my aging with a good old fashioned chapter of a fan fiction I started when I was 16. Y’all don’t know when my birthday is and you won’t know until I update, I like this feeling of power >:)