𝐷𝑜𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑃𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐

*nibbles on the ceiling light*
          Sorry wha?

PLASTIC WAKE UP

Hello hello, my name is [ THE FBI] and I would like to welcome you to my silly [PRISON]! of course not to be confused with any other [PRISON] This emporium of [DEATH] has been scientifically proven to be the [MOST PROTECTED] place on Earth, and I- *buzzer sounds* *gasp* Oh no! I've summoned [THE EXIT] Quickly, [SEAL IT U]- *static*

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