Okay, so I'm have an idea of a storiee annnd I think I'll write it as a draft But I'll give ya a queak peak on yit. I know i act like I'm on a bunch a pills XD.
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- STEVEN! STEEEEEVEEEN! - Sofia looked around for her "brother".
- Excuse me, miss is something the matter? - A policeman approached her.
- Well, you see, I lost my younger brother he is taller than me-
- Your younger brother is taller than you?
- Well, yeah. What you have a problem with that? It's not my fault my mother is a d*mn minion!
- Miss, calm down--
- How? He's 65% deaf and he can't hear the cars and he--
- Don't worry miss, we're going to find him.
- Oh really? All you know about him is that he's taller than me! Like - Pulls a passenger boy, taller than her - Are you my brotha? - Pets his shoulder, tries to reach for his cheek to kiss him - chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu(kissing sounds).
- Miss, let the boy go. - Sofia pushes the boy away like a piece of cloth...
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- Um, miss, can I j*rk off here? - Sofia asks a lady in the store.
- What the f*ck?
- Oh, no, it's about my brother. Like look at him... - Steven is holding his crotch and jumping slightly forward. - Holding his d*ck and jumping like he is having a seizure. True we have mental problems but that's out of the mental disorder.
What ya think?????? :)