It seems that you've found me. I hope you know who I am. Or, more correctly, who WE are. Maybe if you click that follow button, you'll be spared. Don't worry, we'll know who you are. We've already documented your IP address. I can sense your confusion, don't think about it too much, or your brain activity might start being tracked. If we're so secret and so omnipresent, why are we here on Wattpad? Simple: To let you know we're here. It's only a matter of time before we gain control over the whole world. Small steps... small steps...
We're almost there. That's why we made this, just to warn you of the ever approaching end. Though, if you've found this, you may start to understand why ignorance can be considered bliss. (: