I occasionally write things, and I like to tell myself I'm good at it.
Interestingly, you can't see any of the things I write because I'm not brave enough to publish them and I have commitment issues.
So by all means, enjoy looking at my incredibly boring bio for years while I stumble through writing too many different stories at once.

According to my biology teacher, my hair  "has the deep lustrous hues of Benedict's Solution in an abundance of glucose."