Jocelyn

hey, thanks so much for your votes on Immortal and for adding it to your list! :) 

Of course women don't work as hard as men...
          
          They get it right the first time.

MATH:
          Mental Abuse To Humans

My friend thinks he's
          smart, he said onions
          are the only food 
          that make you
          cry.
          So I threw a
          coconut at his face.

dear sleep,
          i know we had
          problems when
          i was younger...
          but i love you now.

D.R.A.M.A
          Dumb
          Retards
          Asking for
          More
          Attention

I want to be the 
          reason you look
          down at your
          phone and smile.
          Then walk into a 
          pole.

Raisin cookies that
          look like chocolate 
          chip cookies are
          the main reason I
          have trust issues.

If I worked at a restaurant on 
          Valentine's Day, I would put a fake
          engagement ring in every girl's drink.

He stole my
                HEART
          so I am
          planning revenge...
          I am going to
          take his
               LAST NAME