Police:where do you live
Me:with my parents
Police:where do your parents live
Me:with me
Police:Where do you all live
Me:together
Police:Where do you live!
Me:In my house
Police:wheres your house
Me:next to my neighbors house
Police:Wheres your neighbors house?
Me:if i tell you you won't believe me
Police:where?!
Me:Next to my house of course
Teacher:if you were stuck on an island and could only bring one thing what would it be
Friend 1:a knife
Friend 2:a survival guide
Friend 3: food
Me:...?heh a boat