Avid procrastinator and hardcore napper

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I used to go with 'short and sweet' for bios but lol NOT TODAY, SATAN

Yo fam, u dare challenge me to an intense game of scrabble?? 

Am I the only one who actually finds these long bios really entertaining or...¿ 

I write fanfic and poetry but I don't post any of it bc being judged is scary :))

My genre is fluff 

Hufflepuffle, man (IT'S A GENDER-NEUTRAL TERM IN THESE PARTS). 

I like to think I'm cool and sarcastic but tbh I'm a total creampuff 

It's hard to keep track of the days of the week when school's out and you don't do anything but stay at home like the hermit you are ¯\_(:/)_/¯
^ can't relate anymore cuz school GOSH >:/

No h8, m8 

No regrets!! Except for that one time, and when, and... yeah never-mind

Heyo where's the mayo

Wanna try out my time machine? It runs on Doritos

Yeah lol I'm a josh