Greetings humans
Does this sound like I'm not a human?
Never mind.

My name is actually not "Stevie" like my profile says. Im Agent 57.  If you know someone who has no life, and sits at their computer all day playing minecraft, then I'm probably 9801 times worse. I can never remember what I have for homework, I can never remember when I have my exams, and I usually fall in lava all the time. (Well, there's my excuse for not doing homework.)

I have a messed up, sad and painful life, due to spontaneous human combustion caused by overdoses of gaming, matter-destabilizing radiation from parents and a lack of sleep.

But I still do relatively well on my exams anyway. Because your mathematics teacher probably didn't teach you this equation:

no+study=no+fail

If you take away a "no" from both sides of the equation, then you get:

study=fail

Which is true! (Well, for me it is, anyway...)

I got interested in Minecraft by playing Junk Jack (a copy of terraria for ios) and then I stumbled across the song "TNT" by captainsparklez on YouTube. Then, I managed to get Minecraft off a friend, and that's how I got addicted. If I'm ever supposed to be doing homework, I usually end up on Minecraft (pc), Galaxy on Fire (ios), Battle Nations (ios) or Wattpad.

On Wattpad, we have a network of writers who generally try to mess up each other's stuff in every possible way. This is sort of mean, considering that we are in the same year level at the same secondary school.

I am allied with these people: HellsGates39 and Visapphire(who have tried to kill me with diamond swords)
But unfortunately, also: iLuvKakashi and MoR1Da (who have also tried to kill me with diamond swords)

I don't know why these people keep wanting to kill me with diamond swords, considering we are allies. I am trying to install the Zeppelin Mod. Need help!

My minecraft username is Zanestriker.
My BattleNations username is Victim001.

Just a word of warning to griefers, beware my TNT cannons!

Minecraft is awesome!!!