Must be Julien

love your name <3

Come back here, im not finished with you  You better update Coraline so I can keep living vicariously through them or ELSE!!! (menacingly)

For anyone who used to read my Coraline story: astonishingly, I haven't actually given up on the damn thing and I just rewatched the movie so I'm back in that universe. I have about a thousand words of a final chapter written. I'll finish that book or die of old age trying. 

Your bio kinda reminds me of
          "They/them? What are you, plural or something?"
          "YES! I AM THREE DOGS IN A TRENCH COAT! AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH!"

Whoever invented blenders must have been really proud. Now we have smoothies 

My only problem with West Side Story 2021 is that there's no "hey, I got a social disease :D"

Someone give Orpheus a bicycle 

What is Victoria's Secret, what is she hiding

Meat Loaf has died and as a direct result I will never be happy again

JOHN KNOWLES WHY