DracosSchlong

So my sister just casually told me that her friend is closely related to Brendan and Domhnall Gleeson???? AND APPARENTLY MY WHOLE FAMILY HAS KNOWN FOR A MONTH NOW, BUT THEY DIDN'T BOTHER TELLING THE ONLY HP FAN IN THE FAMILY?? 
          	
          	WHAT IS HAPPENING RN

hooniesmybf

GET IN LINK WITH HER WE NEED TO NOW
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DracosSchlong

So my sister just casually told me that her friend is closely related to Brendan and Domhnall Gleeson???? AND APPARENTLY MY WHOLE FAMILY HAS KNOWN FOR A MONTH NOW, BUT THEY DIDN'T BOTHER TELLING THE ONLY HP FAN IN THE FAMILY?? 
          
          WHAT IS HAPPENING RN

hooniesmybf

GET IN LINK WITH HER WE NEED TO NOW
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DracosSchlong

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird, I’m a weirdo, I don’t fit in  and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me with a real book that wasn't published on Wattpad or Ao3? That’s weird.

andrewgarfieldwhre

@TheAlMightySchlong YALL BRING ME LIFE I-
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DracosSchlong

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@TheAlMightySchlong You're speaking facts Luv, you're my new therapist. I do hope you find a working pancreas soon. Fuck the old pancreas you don't need him, move on girl you're better than that.
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accioworkingpancreas

ur schlong is too mighty to fit anywhere anyway love
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DracosSchlong

Congrats Ivy on 107 Reads, I'm reading it tonight, can't wait!!
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/258284614

DracosSchlong

No problem Shakespeare. Get ready, there are gonna be a lot of new comments coming
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xIvynicolex

@TheAllMightySchlong thank u queen, im awaiting your comments nasbsnshs
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