I'm like that one friend that jokes a lot but has depression.

I zone out alot so if you think I'm staring at you, I'm not. You just happened to be within my peripheral vision while I was zoned out. Coincidence? I think so

Talk to me if you have problems. Break-up? Trust me, I play otomes games. Single? Same. Anime, drama, webtoon, manhwa fan? Hit me up. Don't take it personally if I can't reply immediately, I'm probably having a mental breakdown, an existential crisis or a midlife crisis even though I'm not legal yet.

If I give you relationship advice and it works, tell me immediately so I can prove to my parents I'm not completely worthless.

I'm dirty-minded, give me some holy water