🖤💀RIP SANITY💀🖤

@SolangeLu-Never-Dies Mother if u ever need ideas for angst my life is full of it :3

@Dragon-Kitty56 I'm glad :) (didn't respond to the last one cause I was worried but to tired to think of a helpful response)

@Dragon-Kitty56 let me repeat. IT IS. FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE. NOT TO. MESS UP. I could be kinder but I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it. You’re gonna screw up a LOT and they’re gonna screw up A LOT because any type of relationship, platonic or otherwise, is on a really fricking bumpy hill and at some point you’re gonna hit a rock and go flying up in your seat. You either sit the fuck back down and hold on or jump out and take a different route. This is a good metaphor, because no matter what when you hit a bump IT DOES SUCK and you might hit your head on the roof but damnit if you let go of your seat you’ll go flying, so use that strength and sit back. Cause one of you has the map and the others at the wheel, the roadtrip won’t work without one of yall.

@Dragon-Kitty56 if it was an accident and they didn’t tell you it was a trigger, it’s neither of yalls fault. This is how relationships work, you fuck up and either fix it or fail, it’s unavoidable. If you get in a relationship where you truly love the person and don’t want to hurt them, only help, that’s impossible cause you’re gonna hurt eachother on accident, the key is just not to do it on purpose and do everything you can to not do it, even if you screw up sometimes.

@Dragon-Kitty56 if it makes you feel any better, I had a friend (4,7ish) who our 
             teacher (6,3) called short. He hasn't stopped whining in a week

@Dragon-Kitty56 honestly, no offence, he’s kinda a vibe ngl- but if I were him I would’ve let u do it if u wanted to, what’s wrong with more learning teachers love that
            PRAYING FOR UR THEMFRIEND 

@YOUR_FBI_AGENT955 Okay so it's exam week, and for my period two class each student got to coose whether they would do a culminating assignment, or the exam. I chose culminating, and the exam was taking place today.
            
            So anyway my  themfriend was taking the exam (pray for them they better pass istg) and I wanted to take it with them, but i already finished the culminating.
            
            So I tried to sneak into the exam room, failed, then complained to the principle that i couldn't do both.
            
            Word for word:
            
            "That's the nerdiest thing i've ever heard"
            
            Yeah the promptly walked away without looking back.

Okay so this is the context
            
            I looked at this meme on pinterest
            
            Cute things to call your girlfriend
            Sugar
            Honey
            Egg
            Butter
            Milk
            Stir until smooth
            Cook in pan at 350
            
            And they saw it and was like.... "My egg"
            
            And for my part i started a competition of who could make the other blush more. Currently the score is like 8/4
            They're winning
            
            And when they are annoying (typically because they make me blush so easily) i call them tall fuck.
            
            Very entertaining

@Dragon-Kitty56 talking about how everyone alive has won a race to be born and they're tall, or you were fighting over a egg or something that looks like an egg, possibly a rock, and they won because they held it above your head :)