🖤💀RIP SANITY💀🖤

Very fun things in psychology class:
          
          Me: Teacher do you hate me?
          Teacher: I'm not saying the obvious.
          
          So I died laughing and was mildly offended, so i stole his stables from his stapler.
          I'm also going to tape his scissors shut.

Would yall be willing to do a survey to like.. save me and my friends' grades? We need people to like actually give answers. Surveys should be out by like... next week?

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Chat I got too silly-

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Idk if yall have headspace but if not and you want one, you can ask me and i will happily help you/yall - jann

Snakes eat their digestive system. -Lawyer Friend
          
          I hereby decree that angler fish are no longer capable of mating - Monarchal Friend

1.	Heaven is a place where there is no pain, death, nor disease. In heaven we are spirits.
          Hell however is made for those who don’t follow Jesus’ commandments and who have committed immortal sins (killers, rapists, etc.) and the burn there forever receiving their punishment. I would like to mention that those who lie aren’t necessarily going to hell, to lie is to be human. And humans by design are imperfect, doesn’t mean we are all going to hell.
          
          2.	I actually believe that god is nonbinary. “I am both king, and queen” – the titan from TOH
          He is portrayed as masculine because back then men were more respected than women, so if a guy that god was trying to reach heard a woman be like “hey sacrifice your son” he’d be like, “who tf are you to tell me what to do woman.” That’s also why jesus was a guy.
          
          3.	Actually, satan wasn’t always satan, he was once an archangel named lucifer. Which translates to something like “most pretty” or something. 
          Lucifer was loyal until one day he thought that he was better than god. Then he made a gang or some shit and tried fighting him. Then he lost and was thrown in hell. The end (technically not but wtvr.
          
          
          4.	That is a very good question, and life being terrible was actually our choice (one sec)
          Adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit which led us to be sinners. And this lead to criminals, liars, homophobia, racism, etc. and life sucks because humans suck. And god gave us free will, which means that he cant literally interfere with how life treats us.
          
          5.	I will be 100% honest with you, I have no idea. I know in my case I believe I am a separate soul that was given a second life. But for fictives, or people who don’t have a backstory, idk. But what I do know is that heaven is meant to make you happy. And if you aren’t with your system and that makes you unhappy? Well that defeats the point huh
          
          to be continued:

yo, is isnt letting me respond to your comment on the chapter so is it alr if i post the answers here?

So I'm besties with this one christian girl. Which like... I personally don't believe, but slay if you do. But apparently the holy spirit has been telling her about my mental health struggles. So that's kinda funky... The father, son, and holy snitch...