I got new towels yesterday, and today my mom was gathering up all of the old ones. She went to where I keep my towels and was like, "You only had two towels?" I was like, "No, there are more, they're just dirty." She said, "So where are they?" and she started looking around my bathroom as I started to say, "Well, there's one in the tub…" (I'm notorious around my house for leaving dirty towels in piles, and she's always reminding me not to do that.) She pulled back the shower curtain, takes one look at the dirty, wet towel that's just sitting there, and mutters, "I'm gonna skin you," before she walks out.