Mr Midnight

Who has two thumbs rode through a flash flood on their bike two days ago and is currently rewatching Alexa and Katie at a third to 1 in the morning this motherfucker

Happy New Year everybody 

Just read The Deal on my new kindle and god damn it’s amazing but at the same time dam It’s smutty its really good 

So I just started watching heartstopper and I heard this “ they like to chuck things at people mainly harry” and I just imagined a boy being thrown like a bowling ball. I’m weird I know and watch heartstopper it’s pretty good

Just a quick question.
          Would anyone read a Pjo, Hp, Enola Holmes’s, transformers, kotlc, jjk and my ocs the rogues crossover

i cant believe you like kotlc too :D

Really rare and probs not first person to think of this but if you ever get to meet Ryan Reynolds and Blake lively when they’re together ask them, without making it clear who your talking to, say can you show me to heaven, they’ll probably look at you like your weird but then point at Ryan and say, cause your marvel Jesus gods your so dirty minded then walk away. And that’s how you make Jesus laugh.
          
          Sorry if this offensive

Okay, random stuff time. I just watched rise of red and Am I the only one that ships Ella and red?

Happy ANZAC day to everyone who celebrates

so sry but...
          Boop! ✨
          U have been booped! Spread the chaos! Boop 20 other ppl to get rid of the bloopers! :3