Hey, imma person whose biggest dream is to be a cat. To hiss at people without them thinking im weird. Truth is, I am weird. Weird and proud, of being weird.

I might not write books and if I do, read em. If you don't... Well I'll pretend to be sad. 

If you get insulted by anything I do or say/write, I don't care. I'm throwing myself out there and I don't have a rope to pull myself back. So I'll just fall... And plummet... And die.