Yes, I'm still alive. Yes, I will finish writing that book you like. Yes, I am bamboozled that you like it, and so grateful that you do, take a fruit 🍓🍇🥭.

Hello 👋 friend
You're in my world now! 
*cue sadistic laughter*

I hope you enjoy my stories and if not I hope they at least gave you something to laugh at, Lucifer knows I do.

-I like women and non-entities 
-I often look at the sky bc the ground gets too much attention
-I like tea parties and you're all invited
-if you follow me into the forest, don't leave the path
-if you do, don't look back
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/▌This Is Bob. Copy And Paste Him So Can Take Over Wattpad.
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