50burningace
I’ve put OoO, FTO SCP and Bryan’s fnaf series into the pokemon world
50burningace
Hey, you ok? You alive? IRL kicking your but or are you just chilling for a bit before it try’s to sucker punch you?
Dragonehm
@50burningace Yeah. Again, sorry I keep disappearing, whether it's from being busy or my brain punching itself in the face. I missed talking to you as well. : )
50burningace
You how we talked about FTO Bryan being a meme lord?
He’d manage to become a meme himself like there’d be a random pick of him online with a sub title like: me when, or damn it be like that
Dragonehm
@50burningace He either stole one of his friends' phones, or he always has at least two phones with him. I'm not sure which is funnier.
50burningace
No one knows how he took that photo because they all vividly remember Bryan’s phone breaking not five minutes before that phtot
50burningace
(Running from a monster)
FTO!bryan: damn it! there aren’t enough curse words in the common language!
Bryan: Ponzo! Varo! Unerma!
Lo’Pho: please don’t curse at me in a language I don’t speak Bryan…
(Bryan in the background: Poojam! Wong! Monsanto! Belcher!)
Alternate!
(Running from an SCP)
SCP!bryan: damn it! there aren’t enough curse words in the English language!
Bryan: Ponzo! Varo! Unerma!
Mario: please don’t curse at me in a language I don’t speak Bryan…
(Bryan in the background: Poojam! Wong! Monsanto! Belcher!)
Dragonehm
@50burningace FTO!Bryan probably learns other languages because he's genuinely interested in them and wants to be able to help people as best he can, even if they speak a different language. The swear words are just an extra benefit. SCP!Bryan, however, learns other languages only so he can curse at people without them knowing.
50burningace
If your depressed and you know it clap your hands
Chaos pirates Bryan: *claps*
Jakey and Kay:*tackle him outta no where and within five seconds drag him away*
Dragonehm
@50burningace He's just vibing and waiting to see if he needs to stop them from murdering each other. But until then, he can just relax.
Dragonehm
@50burningace He is immediately taken to the back room of Xylo's tavern and buried in a pile of pillows and blankets as the rest of the group tries their best to cheer him up. "Their best" mostly consists of them arguing with each other about stupid things, trying to murder each other with pillows, and generally just being their usual chaotic selves, but the effort is appreciated.
50burningace
FTO!Bryan: all women are queens! *ignites red lightsaber*
Scp!Bryan: if she breathes! She’s a thot! *Ignites green lightsaber*
Both: *screaming as epic lightsaber dual begins*
50burningace
He hits him once in the arm and it does nothing causeing the entire SCP group to erupt in laughter as their Bryan immediately throws the gun down and storms off
Dragonehm
@50burningace Oh, absolutely. SCP!Bryan may have the elements of chaos and surprise on his side, but FTO!Bryan is far more competent than him at Literally Everything Else. In a fair fight, FTO!Bryan absolutely wins. And if you give SCP a gun, FTO will probably still win, because SCP!Bryan's aim sucks.
50burningace
FTO Bryan being able to swim very fast for the sole purpose of being able to get out of the water quicker
50burningace
The moment Bryan’s out of the water he shakes himself off like a dog and soaks everyone within range
Dragonehm
@50burningace They have to dangle a potted plant or something in front of him so they can trick him into thinking it's land, and they can actually keep him on-track rather than just zooming over to the nearest bit of actual land.
50burningace
Alright so I’m drawing a design for Pirate AU Bryan(I want to show you but wattpad nor AO3 allow easy image inserts) but more or less I’m giving a kinda scale motf on his uniform(not necessarily dragon but still) and I’ve given him these cuff shackles surving as the end of his sleeves(no one in cannon or out can tell if their cuffs or shackles) but none the less he has sharp anchors dangling from them, I’m going to include this in a mass mini oneshot chapter
Dragonehm
@50burningace (Fair enough. Wattpad is a weird thing. Maybe some other solution will pop up at some point.) Depending on how long the chains are, he could probably swing them at people and use them as an improvised weapon if he needs to. I might make that a thing, if I ever write a fight scene for the Pirates AU. Someone takes his sword away somehow, and he just starts swinging a bunch of chains around and knocking people out like nothing's happened. It's terrifying.
50burningace
I’m couris what is your opinion on the most popular ships for FTO and OoO.
I could ask SCP but to be fair there’s only two there and the general fandom opinions between them are cannon(quite literally) and oh if that was cannon it probably wonnt change much
50burningace
Mario(rolling to a stop): we are!
Bryan: *has his legs wrapped around Mario’s neck as he bites his hand*
Dragonehm
@50burningace Both of them suck at expressing affection in any normal way. They'd probably just be relentlessly bullying each other while everyone else watches from the sidelines like, "aren't you two??? Dating??? Why are you trying to murder each other-"
50burningace
The funny thing is people who write SCP bryrio write it so Bryan’s all soft around Mario when they admit their feelings.
I don’t like that because if those two started dating their relationship would only gain the occasional Bryan clinging to Mario and happily nuzzling him, otherwise it’s normal Bryan randomly tackleing Mario the first chance he gets
50burningace
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Scp Mario: to the people I went to school with who constantly called be shy kid or the quite kid, I’m not shy or quite I just didn’t fucking like anyone!
Bryan(in the other room): that and you are shy and quite!
Dragonehm
@50burningace They both just stand awkwardly in the corner the whole time. Except they look really ominous because of how tall Bryan is, so he ends up just looming in the background of a bunch of photos that everyone else takes, like some kind of cryptid. Mario proceeds to make fun of him for it forever.
50burningace
Bryan’s probly been dragged along purely because Mario has zero idea how to talk with normal people.
Bryan doesn’t either but at least he knows how to talk to Bryan.