Lizard Zandere

Hello, I'm your 60th follower! Just wanted to say that 

Hello, I'm your 60th follower! Just wanted to say that 

*boop!*
          
          You have been booped!
          
          Now you must go to 20 Wattpaders / Wattpadians, your best friends, favorite authors, or just super nice  and supportive followers!
          
          Go boop them!!!

I just spent five minutes talking to a spider. And then I realized it was dead. A few seconds later and I'm talking to it about how dead it is

If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral
          
          I would be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We are true friends 
          
          We ride together, we die together,
          
          Send this to everyone you care about Including me, if you care
          
          See how many times you get this
          
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever.
          
          If I don't get this back I understand,
          
          But I have a game for you.
          
          Once you read this letter, send it to 15 people including me.
          
          If you get 3 back you are loved.
          
          Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it.
          
          Tonight (right at 12:00 am) The person you love will realize they love you.
          
          Then, at 1:00 am or 2:00 am be ready for the shock of your life!
          
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck. 
          
          With love, send this to the 15 people.
          
          If you don't you will turn ugly in one year.
          
          A friend told me to do this so passed it on
          
          Tomorrow 2 boys/girls/enbies will ask, can I have your number?
          
          Send this to 15 nice people or bad luck starts for a whole year
          
          This is not fake.
          
          Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow!
          
          Good luck!
          
          Stay Positive ❤️~

~ATTENTION~
          
          YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE SHOWERED WITH LOVE SO ENJOY!!!
          ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
          
          Now post this on everyone's wall who you think deserves all the love in the world
          
          If you get...
          
          1 back = You're loved
          3 back = You're popular
          5 back = You're one of the most lovable people out there
          9+ back = Wow, I'm jealous
          
          Don't break this chain unless you want to break someone's heart

Roses are red 
          Violets are blue 
          I was looking for a friend 
          And I found you! 
          Send this to 10 of your amazing friends on Wattpad❤

Roses are red
          Violets are blue
          I was looking for a friend
          And I found you!
          
          Send this to 10 of your amazing friends on Wattpad❤
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Can you get out of my chocolate, please?

I heard the toilet flush. My reaction was to whisper tell 'hooomans' and run

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