Mr. Borgor is my pen name/a character I made up. He lives inside the walls of fast food restaurants, living off of messed-up burgers and stolen french fries, chatting with rats, soaking in the industrial sink, and tapping away at his iPad with thick, greasy fingers. 
The real me? Well, my favorite show is DS9, which I've watched four times (gonna write a fanfic about it one of these days), I have a cat who yells at me when I don't give her snuggles, and I'm a bit of a nerd (ok, more than a bit).