... Seems like I didn't change the world with my final message. How about we change that, eh? 
And yes, this means I'm back. I don't know what I'll be working on yet, but I've had a bunch of story ideas bouncing and festering around in my mind. (None of them are FNAF related, but... I'm not opposed to the topic anymore. I'm not caught up with the rEcEnT lOrE or whatever, though, and it's a bit daunting to get back into it) 
I guess I just really miss writing. And thank you especially to, well, pretty much everybody who left their comments on any of my stories. I read ALL of them. (Yes, ALL of them), and (almost) each one brought a smile to my face. You guys are awesome. 
And to everyone who's reading this: Go give @Enderworks a follow. His kind words are perhaps among the strongest to compel me to come back.