I'm laughing so hard while I'm typing this. It's so stupid but I love it so much.
I pitched the idea on my AO3 at first, since I can get responses from readers faster than on here, but it looks like we're going to proceed with a fic about two roommates where one of them is a law student framed for murder and other one is an assassin tasked to kill her.
I'm going to be releasing the first chapter here when I get a cover put together, but here's a teaser for anyone interested:
"Lumine, a young author who’ll do anything to survive a crime-ridden Teyvat and her roommate Ajax, the deadliest assassin in the city and her book’s biggest critic."