Well, hello there. Come here often? Sorry.

I am a female of the species by the name of Emily.

Tall, lazy (it's a wonder I'm not morbidly obese), apparently in possession of an enviable brain. So yeah! I'm blonde, pale, (whenever I take my makeup off my mum thinks I look ill... thanks mum) blue-eyed, not entirely unfortunate looking. Avid hater of the patriarchy. I'm into all things retro/vintage, especially anything from the 50s/60s/70s!

Favourite subjects are:
English- I'm one of those weirdos that uses words like 'tremendously' and 'evidently' in everyday conversation. This leads some people to believe me to be 'posh', which I am not. Seriously.

History- I watch history documentaries by choice, for recreation. Take a moment to judge me.

Performing Arts- I geek out over Shakespeare and like to make myself look stupid on stage.

What else is there to say? Not much, to be honest, I'm a boring person. I am a DANOSAUR and a PHILLION, also a STARKID and a HORRIBLE HISTORIAN, as well as a WHOVIAN, a POTTERHEAD and a BEATLEMANIAC.

Read my stuff, comment, vote, message me (it makes me feel like I have friends) and just enjoy me :)

That sounded wrong.

Emily :P