Hello, you puny mortals, and also lesser-than-me gods. I am Zeus, your almighty King of Olympus and Earth, so that makes me better than all of You! I am your overlord, so stop gaping and bow to me! Sacrifice your plump farm animals and your best crops to me! What are you waiting for? Make this like the old times! Oh, those were good! I had all the ladies to myself and no one could touch them!

Admin: ZEUS!!!!!!!

Uh... sorry. Apparently according to my admin @rag100 / Alastair I'm supposed to be 'under 18' age-appropriate. Seriously? That's no fun.

Admin: You have no idea how fun it is to be a teenage fanboy.

Anyway, my kids-
Athena: @SassyAthena
Apollo: @SexyApollo
Hermes: @SneakyHermes

My GRANDkids (In Tartarus' name Athollo, stop making me feel old)-
Calidan: @CaliCalidan
Calista: @CaliCalista

♔the oldest child of Kronos and Rhea (sadly, I'm joking. I'm the youngest. Grr!)
♔I have many children, too many to count
♔married to the prettiest goddess, Hera. And she absolutely adores me! Even better, am I right?
♔don't believe what demigods and my children say about me. I am not 'dramatic, greedy, rude and insensitive'. I am a very nice person. Just misunderstood. And I love thunder and lightning effects. 
♔I'm hungry. somebody bring me Chinese food.
♔could someone remind me again why I married off Athena to Apollo?!?!!?!!

Admin: 'cause you thought Apollo would get the idea of faithfulness in his head.

Thank you, mortal. *thunder happens*