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NOW LISTEN HERE KID, THERES ONE THING YOU HAVE TA FREAKIN REALISE:
GENOCIDE IS THE THE ONLY ROUTE IN THE FUCKING GAME. YOU CAN DATE A SKELETON, YOU CAN DODGE PIES, YOU CAN FIGHT GOAT-KIDS, YOU CAN FIGHT A PHOTOSHOPED FLOWER, OR YOU CAN EAT FAST FOOD WITH ME, BUT NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE SO YOU CAN YOU CAN HEAR THE FUNNY BONE MAN GO DODODOODODODODODODODODO! DO YOU THINK I WANNA BE THE FUNNY BONE MAN? NO! I WOULD RATHER BE AT GRILLBY'S! BUT YOU GOTTA GET UP KILLING EVERYONE AND I GOTTA INTERVENE!