A less than perfect, regular (hopefully) girl who is relatable, yet unique. 

Some things about myself...
 · I zone out a lot, which is why I always get lost in my reading or while listening to music.
 · I'm fat as in I eat a lot, not as in I weigh a lot.
 · I'm a vegetarian due to the fact that I once named a pig Jeffery at a farm when I was eight. I'll never forgive what those monsters did to him...
 · I'm seriously clumsy. However, I now have a totally understandable excuse: I'm a floor molester.
 · I have a serious fear of the dark, thanks to the girl from 'The Ring'. I told that old lady not to call my house anymore...
 · I used to think that all Canadians were albino and that short people were fat while tall people were skinny. That's why my little brother started calling me an 'anorexic shorty'. I'm really, very sorry.
 · One of my best friends and I have started placing bets on whether or not I will fall asleep in Math.
 · I can recite plenty of quotes and sometimes even paragraphs from books, but whenever any of my teachers call on me, I'm like "No...habla...English...". Haha, Google translate.
· I've had an obsession with Marvel since I was a kid. My favorite was always, and will forever be, Spiderman. Although, I do really, really like Deadpool! (It's been debated that he belongs to DC Universe. But, wasn't he in an episode of 'The Amazing Spiderman'? Yeah, I like cartoons. Problemo, brochacho?)
· The next time your teacher says, "The hottest thing in the universe is the sun", don't forget to correct them by saying, "Actually, it's Vanoss." And if they deny it, just say, "It's a matter of opinion."

If you want to know more dumb and funny things about me, you can just comment on my profile. I'll definitely respond.

Btw, you can also call me Ana. _(_^_)_>