Dear my dearest hoe,
Welcome back to wattpad! enjoy your time here! Make sure you read thoroughly through all the immaculate stories and reflect on youself during your wdw phase. it will haunt us for the rest of our lives, sadly. so let us be ashamed of it. anyway. go read duplicity before i book a flight to jordan just so i can ducktape you to your dog were i can force you to read, and if you do not read, i will slap you and read it for you.
thank you for your undeserved time,
sincerely,
ur whore for niall whoran,
harry styles' bride
