Awh, thanks! I actually will be publishing, very soon, I hope so. I've been telling myself to, but I never come to it... Well it's a fan-fiction but eh.
Also, example of one of my worst puns:
*subject about arguing with a bloody tree ffs*
Friend: Wouldn't it be weird to argue with a tree? I wonder what it'd be like...
Me: Oh yeah, I've fought with a tree before, it bARked at me with leaFy comebacks *smirks evilly*
Friend: ...Izra...Why? Just why? Really?
I actually thought it was pretty Hilarious. (Get the reference) But the job of being a Pun God is laughing at your own jokes so why not