Kyle Reed

I got covid. Did anyone get a "fuck my life" bingo card? Cause I'm rolling aces right now.

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

Sasuke from Naruto is a bitch. 
          
          
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Alright imma ask it, how the fuck do I pronounce your username. I've always pronounced it like Drake-onian.

Thanks for the follow :D

God fucking damn it! This is so dumb. I'm trying to write a fucking story while I brainstorm my main one, but now I'm fucking stuck on the new one! 

Thanks for the follow! 

Why do people follow me? I don't post stories. So it's not like you'll get something from it.